Traveler's "troubles"

Ooh boy, this kind of thing does happen a lot, but I am usually pretty lucky and haven't had to deal with this issue in a while.

of course, my room is the farthest room away from the bathroom,  down an awkward set of stairs and then 50 feet from the main building.   2 days later, it has passed, and I am "farting with confidence, " as an Aussie friend of mine once described it.

Thank goodness for modern meds.